Bacon Barn Diner's Snicker-Worthy Return Policy
​​14-Day Return Policy:
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So, you’ve picked out a Bacon Barn T-shirt, pet collar, or some other marvelous merch, but it’s just not sizzling like you hoped. Maybe the T-shirt isn't fitting quite right, or Fido isn’t wagging his tail over his new collar. Fear not, dear bacon buddy!
Here's the deal:
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Day 1-14: Just ship the merchandise back (hopefully without too much wear and tear!) and we'll refund your payment. Just make sure it’s in the same condition as when it left our barn.​​
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Fine Print: If it looks like the T-shirt has been used as a napkin or the collar as a chew toy, we might raise an eyebrow and request an explanation before a refund will be issued.
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Our Chuckle-Worthy Money-Back Guarantee​
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee:
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Our merch is so awesome, we’re putting our money where our mouth is, after we swallow the bacon! If, for any reason, you’re not tickled pink by our products, you’ve got a whole month to claim your bacon bucks back.
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Here’s how it works:
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Day 1-30: If our T-shirt didn’t become your favorite wardrobe staple or the pet collar didn’t get a tail wag, ship it back (again, in its original state – we love bacon, but not slobbered on merch). We’ll refund your hard-earned cash, no questions asked. Well, maybe one question: “Are you sure you don’t want to try the bacon-themed socks instead?”
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Fine Print: If the merch looks like it’s had a rough night out or a run-in with a mud puddle, we might ask a few more questions before handing over the refund.
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So, there you have it – our commitment to making sure you and your bacon-themed merch are a match made in breakfast heaven. Because here at the Bacon Barn Diner, we take our merch and breakfast (and your satisfaction) very seriously. Just not too seriously.
